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Breakup + Divorce

  • A hand holds a pink greeting card with the text 'IMAGINE FUMBING SOMEONE LIKE YOU, EMBARRASSING.' in colorful retro lettering.
    A hand holds a pastel purple greeting card with colorful text that reads 'IMAGINE FUMBLING SOMEONE LIKE YOU. EMBARRASSING.

    Imagine Fumbling Someone Like You Funny Breakup Card

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  • Funny divorce card that reads 'you're finally fucking divorced.'
    Funny divorce card that reads 'you're finally fucking divorced.'

    Funny Divorce Congratulations Card — You're Finally Fucking Divorced A2 Card

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  • Funny divorce card that reads 'someone else's problem now, congratulations.'
    Funny divorce card that reads 'someone else's problem now, congratulations.'

    Funny Divorce Card — Someone Else's Problem Now Congratulations A2 Card

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  • Imagine Having You and Fucking It Up Breakup Card
    Imagine Having You and Fucking It Up Breakup Card

    Imagine Having You and Fucking It Up Breakup Card

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Bundles

  • The Bestie Bundle, 6 Best Friend Occasion Set, Birthday Thank You Gift

    The Bestie Bundle, 6 Best Friend Occasion Set, Birthday Thank You Gift

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  • The All Occasion Bundle, 9-Piece Milestone & Everyday Gift Set

    The All Occasion Bundle, 9-Piece Milestone & Everyday Gift Set

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  • The Sobriety Bundle, 6 Recovery Celebration Set, Sober Milestone Gift

    The Sobriety Bundle, 6 Recovery Celebration Set, Sober Milestone Gift

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  • The For Him Bundle, 6 Spicy Occasion Set, Boyfriend Husband Naughty Gift

    The For Him Bundle, 6 Spicy Occasion Set, Boyfriend Husband Naughty Gift

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Cancer

  • Funny cancer encouragement card that reads 'cancer ain't got shit on you.'

    Funny Cancer Encouragement Card — Cancer Ain't Got Shit on You A2 Card

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  • A hand holds a retro-style greeting card with the text 'KICK CANCER'S ASS. I'LL HOLD YOUR EARRINGS.
    Funny cancer fighter support card that reads 'kick cancer's ass, I'll hold your earrings.'

    Kick Cancer's Ass, I'll Hold Your Earrings — Cancer Fighter Card

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  • Bold cancer support card that reads 'fuck cancer.'
    Funny friendship card that reads 'you're my favorite weirdo.'

    Funny Cancer Support Card — Fuck Cancer Rainbow A2 Card

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  • This Sucks Honest Cancer Support Greeting Card
    This Sucks Honest Cancer Support Greeting Card

    This Sucks Honest Cancer Support Greeting Card

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Cards for Coworkers

Funny cards for coworkers: farewells, promotions, birthdays, and "the office group card but make it actually funny." HR-adjacent humor for the people you survive Mondays with.

  • Funny moving away card for a friend that reads 'good luck in your stupid new town.'
    Funny moving away card for a friend that reads 'good luck in your stupid new town.'

    Funny Moving Away Card for Friend — Good Luck in Your Stupid New Town A2 Card

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  • Funny farewell card for a coworker that reads 'so long, farewell.'
    Funny farewell card for a coworker that reads 'so long, farewell.'

    Funny Farewell Card for Coworker — So Long Farewell A2 Card

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  • A white greeting card with black text reading 'HAPPY RETIREMENT' and 'fucking quitter' stands on a terrazzo poolside table. The scene includes a pink pool, lounge chairs, palm trees, sunglasses, a drink, and a pink keychain tag.
    A white square greeting card with black text reading 'HAPPY RETIREMENT fucking quitter' stands on a pink tabletop in a styled room scene with a lamp, mug, books, and framed art in the background.

    Funny Retirement Card — Happy Retirement You Fucking Quitter A2 Card

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  • Funny farewell card for a coworker that reads 'you are dead to me.'
    Funny farewell card for a coworker that reads 'you are dead to me.'

    Funny New Job Farewell Card — You Are Dead to Me A2 Card

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Cards for Dad

Funny cards for dad, the man who taught you sarcasm and pretends he doesn't want a card. Birthday cards, Father's Day cards, and cards for literally no reason except he'd laugh.

  • Funny birthday card with a nursing home joke.
    Funny birthday card with a nursing home joke.

    Funny Birthday Card — Nursing Home Joke A2 Card

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  • Dark humor Father's Day card with a nursing home threat joke.
    Dark humor Father's Day card with a nursing home threat joke.

    Funny Father's Day Card for Dad — Nursing Home Joke Threat A2 Card

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  • Funny Father's Day card from a daughter or son that reads 'financial burden.'
    Funny Father's Day card from a daughter or son that reads 'financial burden.'

    Funny Father's Day Card from Daughter or Son — Financial Burden A2 Card

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  • Sweary Father's Day card from a daughter or son that reads 'happy Father's Day, mother fucker.'
    Sweary Father's Day card from a daughter or son that reads 'happy Father's Day, mother fucker.'

    Funny Father's Day Card from Daughter or Son — Happy Father's Day Mother Fucker A2 Card

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Cards for Mom

Funny cards for mom that skip the watercolor flowers and say what you actually mean. Birthday cards, Mother's Day cards, and just-because cards for the woman who can't be mad, you got it from her.

  • Funny Mother's Day card that reads 'cool mom.'

    Funny Mother's Day Card — Cool Mom A2 Card

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  • Funny dark humor Mother's Day card with a nursing home joke.
    As Told By Ellie funny greeting card, blank inside.

    Funny Mother's Day Card — Nursing Home Dark Humor A2 Card

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  • Funny birthday card with a nursing home joke.
    Funny birthday card with a nursing home joke.

    Funny Birthday Card — Nursing Home Joke A2 Card

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  • Funny Mother's Day card that reads 'you gave me life, we're even.'
    As Told By Ellie funny greeting card, blank inside.

    Funny Mother's Day Card — You Gave Me Life We're Even A2 Card

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