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  • You Are Dead to Me Card
  • You Are Dead to Me Card
  • You Are Dead to Me Card
  • You Are Dead to Me Card
  • You Are Dead to Me Card

You Are Dead to Me Card

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Sending off a friend or colleague with a bit of humor? Our "You Are Dead to Me" card is perfect for saying goodbye with a laugh. This card blends congratulatory wishes with our trademark snark, ideal for someone who's got a great sense of humor about their new venture.

-Includes 1 card and 1 kraft envelope
-A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
-Inside: Blank for your personal message.
-Protected in a cello sleeve
-"Rip open this mofo" envelope sticker included 🎉

📦 Shipping:
-Shipped USPS Ground Advantage in a sturdy AF cardboard envelope
-Several shipping upgrades available at checkout for all you slackers

Give them a laugh as they move on to bigger and better things, and remind them that they'll be missed...sort of! Perfect for coworkers, friends, or even that boss you loved to tease.