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  • Funny retro floral birthday card for a sister.
    Funny retro floral birthday card for a sister.

    Funny Birthday Card for Sister — Retro Floral Sassy A2 Card

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  • Naughty Valentine's Day card that reads 'I love your butt cheeks.'
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    Naughty Valentine's Day Card — I Love Your Butt Cheeks A2 Card

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  • Naughty birthday card for a boyfriend or husband with a candles joke.
    Naughty birthday card for a boyfriend or husband with a candles joke.

    Naughty Birthday Card for Boyfriend or Husband — Candles A2 Card

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  • Funny dark humor Mother's Day card with a nursing home joke.
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    Funny Mother's Day Card — Nursing Home Dark Humor A2 Card

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Anniversary

  • Naughty anniversary card for a wife or girlfriend that reads 'sit on my face.'

    Naughty Anniversary Card for Wife or Girlfriend — Sit on My Face A2 Card

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  • Naughty anniversary card for a husband or boyfriend that reads 'bend me over.'
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    Naughty Anniversary Card for Husband or Boyfriend — Bend Me Over A2 Card

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  • Naughty anniversary card for a husband or wife, raunchy and direct.

    Funny Naughty Anniversary Card for Husband or Wife — Raunchy A2 Card

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  • Funny anniversary card that reads 'best damn thing you ever found on the internet.'
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    Funny Anniversary Card — Best Damn Thing You Ever Found on the Internet A2 Card

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Apology

  • Funny apology card that reads 'my bad.'
    Funny apology card that reads 'my bad.'

    Funny Apology Card — My Bad A2 Card

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  • Funny apology card that reads 'sorry I suck.'
    Funny apology card that reads 'sorry I suck.'

    Funny Apology Card — Sorry I Suck A2 Card

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  • Funny apology card that reads 'sorry I fucked up.'
    Funny apology card that reads 'sorry I fucked up.'

    Funny Apology Card — Sorry I Fucked Up Bold Version A2 Card

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  • Funny retro floral birthday card for a sister.
    Funny retro floral birthday card for a sister.

    Funny Birthday Card for Sister — Retro Floral Sassy A2 Card

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  • Naughty birthday card for a boyfriend or husband with a candles joke.
    Naughty birthday card for a boyfriend or husband with a candles joke.

    Naughty Birthday Card for Boyfriend or Husband — Candles A2 Card

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  • Funny floral birthday card for a best friend that reads 'happy birthday, beautiful bitch.'
    Funny floral birthday card for a best friend that reads 'happy birthday, beautiful bitch.'

    Funny Birthday Card for Best Friend — Happy Birthday Beautiful Bitch A2 Card

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  • Funny December birthday card about being overshadowed by Christmas.
    Funny December birthday card about being overshadowed by Christmas.

    Funny December Birthday Card — Overshadowed by Christmas A2 Card

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  • Funny minimalist rude birthday card that reads 'happy birthday.'
    Funny minimalist rude birthday card that reads 'happy birthday.'

    Funny Minimalist Rude Birthday Card — Happy Birthday A2 Card

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  • Funny birthday card for a best friend that reads 'happy birthday, bitch.'
    Funny birthday card for a best friend that reads 'happy birthday, bitch.'

    Funny Birthday Card for Best Friend — Happy Birthday Bitch A2 Card

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  • Funny birthday card for a boyfriend or husband that reads 'you don't look a day over handsome AF.'
    Funny birthday card for a boyfriend or husband that reads 'you don't look a day over handsome AF.'

    Funny Birthday Card for Boyfriend or Husband — You Don't Look a Day Over Handsome AF A2 Card

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  • Funny milestone birthday card that reads 'can't trust a fart.'
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    Funny Milestone Birthday Card — Can't Trust a Fart A2 Card

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  • Funny step dad Father's Day card that reads 'even though I'm not from your sack.'
    Funny step dad Father's Day card that reads 'even though I'm not from your sack.'

    Funny Father's Day Card for Step Dad — Even Though I'm Not From Your Sack A2 Card

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  • Funny step parent card that reads 'I can't believe you chose to put up with my shit.'
    Funny step parent card that reads 'I can't believe you chose to put up with my shit.'

    Funny Step Parent Card — I Can't Believe You Chose to Put Up With My Shit A2 Card

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  • Funny Father's Day card for a bonus dad or step dad.
    Funny Father's Day card for a bonus dad or step dad.

    Funny Father's Day Card for Bonus Dad — Happy Father's Day Step Dad A2 Card

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