Meet Ellie

Hey, I’m Ellie—the human behind As Told by Ellie.

First things first: I’m a new mom to a baby who arrived thanks to IVF (and more needles than I ever expected). But before that, I was (and still am) a proud dog mom to Collins—my almost-14-year-old Black Lab who regularly steals the spotlight on my social media and holds the title of Employee of the Month every month (despite my husband’s complaints).

I started this business in 2021 during what was easily the scariest chapter of my life. After four years of unexplained infertility, I discovered I had a brain tumor that was preventing me from getting pregnant. For a while, I truly thought I might not be here much longer, and I felt this pull to create something that would still exist if I didn’t.

That “something” turned into a way to spread laughter—especially the kind that helps people survive the hard stuff. Humor has always been my coping mechanism, and I’ve learned I have a knack for helping people laugh at things they’d normally cry about.

These days, this business is about more than just greeting cards or enamel pins—it’s about freedom, creativity, and never watering yourself down. I believe in saying what you actually mean (even if it makes people blush), living life on your own terms, and finding humor in the chaos.

Thanks for being here and supporting this little corner of sarcasm and heart. Whether you’re stocking your shop, laughing at my questionable captions, or just here to see what Collins is up to, I’m so glad you found me.

never miss a special occasion again, you fucking slacker.

  • Snark Box Monthly Subscription
  • Snark Box Monthly Subscription
  • Snark Box Monthly Subscription
  • Snark Box Monthly Subscription
  • Snark Box Monthly Subscription
  • Snark Box Monthly Subscription
  • Snark Box Monthly Subscription
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Introducing - Snark Box, an As Told By Ellie monthly subscription. 

🎉 The Card They Never Saw Coming!

Always find yourself scouring the card section last minute for a card that doesn’t make you cringe? We've got you covered! Dive into our unique blend of snark and charm with our monthly subscription box.

What You Get Every Month:

🃏 Four Unique Greeting Cards - Whether it's a birthday, anniversary, graduation, or just because; you'll get four cards that stand out. Our cards guarantee genuine laughter or at least a snicker!

✨ Premium Quality - Don't let the sass fool you; our cards are of impeccable quality, ensuring your cheeky sentiments stand the test of time.

🎁 All-Occasion Ready - You’ll never be caught off guard! Our selection ensures you have a card for every curveball life throws.

Why Snarky Greetings?

Keep 'Em Guessing - Bypass clichés and deliver unexpected giggles to your friends and family.

Stay Ahead of the Game - No more scrambling for cards. Be the person always ready with the perfectly snarky sentiment.

Exclusive Designs - Our subscription box cards include some cards that haven’t been released yet, ensuring your stash is full of exclusivity!

How It Works:

1. Subscribe! - Pick your subscription length: monthly (cancel anytime) or go big with a year of sass.

2. Delivery to Your Doorstep - Hassle-free and always on time. Orders are shipped on the 25th of each month. 

3. Spread the Snark - Gift them, collect them, or just pin them up for a laugh.

Dare to be different. Let your cards be the life of the party! From sassy to downright cheeky, our Snark Box ensures you'll be the most memorable card-giver of the year.


💌 P.S. Some laughter may be too contagious. Use responsibly!