As Told By Ellie

Baby It's Cold AF Outside Card

It's Allegedly the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Merry Christmas & Shit Card

All I Want for Christmas is Dat Ass Card

Nothing For You Whore Christmas Card

Time to Whip Out Your Balls Christmas Card

Merry Xmas Bitch Card

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal

Happy Holidays Shitbag Card

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Card

I Saw That Jesus Christmas Card

Tits the Season to be Jolly

Tis the Season to be Bougie

Time to Whip Out Your Balls Christmas Card

Stuff Me Christmas Card

Merry Christmas Fucker Card

Rogue Hanukkah Card

I Hope Your Hanukkah is Lit AF Card

Happy Challa Days Card

Challa-la-la-la Hanukkah Card

Sobriety You're Fucking Nailing It Card

I'm So Fucking Proud of You For Staying Sober

Sober & Fucking Fabulous Card

Sober & Badass Card

Sorry I Suck Card

My Bad Card

This is an Apology Card

Sorry for Being an Asshole Card