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Thanks For All The Orgasms Card
$6.00
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Only 24 items in stock!

Sometimes a formal thank you/acknowledgment is appreciated.

The Card:
- Front: Thanks for all the orgasms
- Inside: blank
- 5 in by 7 in
- Comes with an extra plain white envelope
- Ships within 1 business day

Pittsburgh Steelers Birthday Card
$6.00
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Only 19 items in stock!

Tell your friend Happy Birthday while still reminding them of their flaws and horrible life decisions in supporting the Pittsburgh Steelers.

The Card:
- Front: Happy Birthday even though you're a fucking steelers fan
- Inside: blank
- 5 in x 7 in
- Comes with an extra plain white envelope
- Ships within 1 business day 

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