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  • Bend Me Over Valentine's Day Card
    Bend Me Over Valentine's Day Card
    Bend Me Over Valentine's Day Card

    Bend Me Over Valentine's Day Card

    $5.50
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  • Happy Galentine's Day Bitch Card
    Happy Galentine's Day Bitch Card
    Happy Galentine's Day Bitch Card

    Happy Galentine's Day Bitch Card

    $5.50
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  • Get Your Dick Ready Valentine's Day Card
    Get Your Dick Ready Valentine's Day Card
    Get Your Dick Ready Valentine's Day Card

    Get Your Dick Ready Valentine's Day Card

    $5.50
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  • Sit on My Face I Mean, Happy Valentine's Day Card
    Sit on My Face I Mean, Happy Valentine's Day Card
    Sit on My Face I Mean, Happy Valentine's Day Card

    Sit on My Face I Mean, Happy Valentine's Day Card

    $5.50
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    Candles Birthday Card
    Candles Birthday Card

    Candles Birthday Card

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    Cool Mom Card

    Cool Mom Card

    $5.50
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  • Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch Card
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    Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch Card

    Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch Card

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What You Get Every Month:
🃏 Four Unique Greeting Cards - Whether it's a birthday, anniversary, graduation, or just because; you'll get four cards that stand out. Our cards guarantee genuine laughter or at least a snicker!

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Walter Pearson
Building that Arsenal

I can gladly say that by doing the Snark Box subscription (which I shall be renewing) has given me a start to nice collection of sarcastic smartass cards for many occasions from moving to Mother's Day.

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Lonna Freshley
Creative and fun!

These are perfect little cards to spice up your friends’ and family’s lives! Great holiday specifics and then random ones too. I look forward to getting these and sharing them each month!

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Monique O'Brien
Like a gift in the mail squared.

I love seeing the cards that I receive in my snark box. It’s like a gift for me. Then, I get to send the cards to my friends and family, a gift for them too!

Woman owned small business

Here's the deal, bitches - I'm all about making people smile and occasionally laugh so hard, they pee their pants a little bit. Seeing swear words in birthday cards made me giggle and here I am now - making the world a funnier place, one card at a time.

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enamel pins

A stylish way to celebrate + normalize recovery!
  • Sober & Nailing It Enamel Pin
    Sober & Nailing It Enamel Pin
     
    Sober & Nailing It Enamel Pin

    Sober & Nailing It Enamel Pin

    Regular price $12.00
  • One Day At A Time Enamel Pin
     
    One Day At A Time Enamel Pin

    One Day At A Time Enamel Pin

    Regular price $12.00
  • Still Sober Bitches Enamel Pin
    Still Sober Bitches Enamel Pin
     
    Still Sober Bitches Enamel Pin

    Still Sober Bitches Enamel Pin

    Regular price $12.00

NORMALIZE + CELEBRATE SOBRIETY

Proudly supporting the sober community because retired animals don't want a lame ass greeting card!
  • Proud of You for Staying Sober Card
    Proud of You for Staying Sober Card
    Proud of You for Staying Sober Card

    Proud of You for Staying Sober Card

    Regular price $5.50+
  • Sobriety Cards Best Sellers Pack
    Sobriety Cards Best Sellers Pack
    Sobriety Cards Best Sellers Pack

    Sobriety Cards Best Sellers Pack

    Regular price $24.50+
  • I See Your Strength Sobriety Card
    I See Your Strength Sobriety Card
    I See Your Strength Sobriety Card

    I See Your Strength Sobriety Card

    Regular price $5.50+
  • Damn You Look Good Sober Card
    Damn You Look Good Sober Card
    Damn You Look Good Sober Card

    Damn You Look Good Sober Card

    Regular price $5.50+

2025 holidays

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Christmas

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greeting cards and gifts for hilarious people with questionable morals
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    “This card is beautiful, unique and artistic. It's perfect to celebrate an important day and you can't find something like this in a store.”

    Melissa N
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    “ELLIE DOES NOT MISS! This is my second order and I just can not get enough! I'm obsessed with the packaging & that's how you really win over a person!”

    Jasmine K
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    “I love this card! You guys have the funniest ones. I can't wait to order more and I can't wait to see my boyfriend's face when he gets it. Thanks so much.”

    Julia R
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    “Absolutely the funniest and best card I've purchased!! I definitely recommend!! IT WILL BE A HIT!!”

    Abby
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    “So satisfied! The card I ordered came exactly as I was hoping. It is evident that the seller puts a lot of time and effort into satisfying her customers. Will definitely be buying from this shop again!”

    Halee S
  • ★★★★★

    “First of all, I love how my item was packaged. Secondly, I recieved my order quickly. Last, but certainly not least, I love the extra goodies that arrived with my order. I'm definitely ordering from here again!”

    Deidra
  • ★★★★★

    “The card is perfect but the packaging was my favorite part. Thank you!”

    Jessica G
  • ★★★★★

    “Always ships fast and this shop has the best stuff. Love the details when you receive the items too!!”

    Corie C
  • ★★★★★

    “Card is what I wanted, husband loved it and seller was super fast at getting back to me when I reached out, I'm thankful for this shop and their service!”

    Abby
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    “I love this so much. I gave it to my sister, and my family was passing it around; it got a lot of compliments and smiles. It was delivered quickly, and there was a lot of nice touches on it from the seller. Would definitely buy from this shop again!”

    Emma

omg, stickers!

Commit already.
  • Sober & Nailing It Sticker
    Sober & Nailing It Sticker
    Sober & Nailing It Sticker

    Sober & Nailing It Sticker

    Regular price $4.00
  • Don't Be a Dehydrated Bitch Sticker
    Don't Be a Dehydrated Bitch Sticker
    Don't Be a Dehydrated Bitch Sticker

    Don't Be a Dehydrated Bitch Sticker

    Regular price $4.00
  • Highest Self Goddess Sticker
    Highest Self Goddess Sticker
    Highest Self Goddess Sticker

    Highest Self Goddess Sticker

    Regular price $4.00
  • Don't Be a Dick Sticker
    Don't Be a Dick Sticker
    Don't Be a Dick Sticker

    Don't Be a Dick Sticker

    Regular price $4.00

Recovery clothes

A stylish way to celebrate + normalize recovery!
  • Sober Girl Summer Tee
    Sober Girl Summer Tee
    Sober Girl Summer Tee

    Sober Girl Summer Tee

    Regular price $27.50
  • Normalize Sobriety Shirt
    Normalize Sobriety Shirt
    Normalize Sobriety Shirt

    Normalize Sobriety Shirt

    Regular price $24.50
  • In My Sober Era Tshirt
    In My Sober Era Tshirt
    In My Sober Era Tshirt

    In My Sober Era Tshirt

    Regular price $24.50
  • Sober Not Boring Shirt
    Sober Not Boring Shirt
    Sober Not Boring Shirt

    Sober Not Boring Shirt

    Regular price $27.50

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