Woman owned, florida based small business
Here's the deal, bitches - I'm all about making people smile and occasionally laugh so hard, they pee their pants a little bit. Seeing swear words in birthday cards made me giggle and here I am now - making the world a funnier place, one card at a time.
birthday cards
Some of them talk shit, some of them might get you laid, some of them are sweet AF - all of them are hilarious.
Keepin' it real with yo momma
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2023 holidays
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| Valentine's Day | February 4, 2023 |
February 14, 2023 |
| Mother's Day | May 4, 2023 |
June 8, 2023 |
| Father's Day | June 8, 2023 |
June 18, 2023 |
| Halloween | October 21, 2023 |
October 31, 2023 |
| Christmas | December 15, 2023 |
December 25, 2023 |
greeting cards and gifts for horrible people
CELEBRATE + NORMALIZE SOBRIETY
Let your sober loved one know how proud of them you are!
- Look At You Staying All Sober and Shit Card
Look At You Staying All Sober and Shit Card
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Podcast
Be sure to give our podcast, F*ck The Status Quo, a listen! It's sole mission is to create less assholes on the planet. I'm down for that. Are you down for that?
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check out the blog
If you're in the mood to laugh and want to feel smart AF and say you read something today, then look no further than the As Told By Ellie blog. It is, afterall, how this whole thing started.
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