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Here's the deal, bitches - I'm all about making people smile and occasionally laugh so hard, they pee their pants a little bit. Seeing swear words in birthday cards made me giggle and here I am now - making the world a funnier place, one card at a time.
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- Proud of You for Staying Sober Card
Proud of You for Staying Sober Card
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Valentine's Day | February 4, 2024 |
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Mother's Day | May 2, 2024 |
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Father's Day | June 6, 2024 |
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Halloween | October 21, 2024 |
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Christmas | December 10, 2024 |
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- Don't Be a Dehydrated Bitch Sticker
Don't Be a Dehydrated Bitch Sticker
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Podcast
Be sure to give our podcast, F*ck The Status Quo, a listen! It's sole mission is to create less assholes on the planet. I'm down for that. Are you down for that?
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check out the blog
If you're in the mood to laugh and want to feel smart AF and say you read something today, then look no further than the As Told By Ellie blog. It is, afterall, how this whole thing started.
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