It's spooky season, bitches!
Happy Halloween You Spooky Bitch CardHappy Halloween You Spooky Bitch Card
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Here's the deal, bitches - I'm all about making people smile and occasionally laugh so hard, they pee their pants a little bit. Seeing swear words in birthday cards made me giggle and here I am now - making the world a funnier place, one card at a time.
birthday cards
Some of them talk shit, some of them might get you laid, some of them are sweet AF - all of them are hilarious.
greeting cards guaranteed to get you laid!
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It's basically Christmas ...
... and never to early to prepare, you fucking slacker! I mean, check out my Christmas Collection!
Hard Times Christmas Card | Broke Christmas Gift | Money is Tight Christmas CardHard Times Christmas Card | Broke Christmas Gift | Money is Tight Christmas Card
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All I Want for Christmas is Your PenisAll I Want for Christmas is Your Penis
Regular price $5.50Unit price per
Ho Ho Ho You Lil Ho Christmas CardHo Ho Ho You Lil Ho Christmas Card
Regular price $5.50Unit price per
2023 holidays
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| Valentine's Day | February 4, 2023 |
February 14, 2023 |
| Mother's Day | May 4, 2023 |
June 8, 2023 |
| Father's Day | June 8, 2023 |
June 18, 2023 |
| Halloween | October 21, 2023 |
October 31, 2023 |
| Christmas | December 15, 2023 |
December 25, 2023 |
greeting cards and gifts for hilarious people with a questionable sense of humor
omg, $2 stickers!
Commit already.
Don't Be a Dehydrated Bitch StickerDon't Be a Dehydrated Bitch Sticker
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You're A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine StickerYou're A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Sticker
Regular price $2.00Unit price per
You Are A Fucking Badass StickerYou Are A Fucking Badass Sticker
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CELEBRATE + NORMALIZE SOBRIETY
Let your sober loved one know how proud of them you are!
- Look At You Staying All Sober and Shit Card
Look At You Staying All Sober and Shit Card
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shop bundles
Curated + themed gifts for you.
Sobriety Cards Best Sellers PackSobriety Cards Best Sellers Pack
Regular price $24.50+Unit price per
Badass Bitch Greeting Card BundleBadass Bitch Greeting Card Bundle
Regular price $24.50Unit price per
Friendship cards
No occasion needed. A thoughtful way to say, "What's, up bitch? Thinking of you."
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Podcast
Be sure to give our podcast, F*ck The Status Quo, a listen! It's sole mission is to create less assholes on the planet. I'm down for that. Are you down for that?
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check out the blog
If you're in the mood to laugh and want to feel smart AF and say you read something today, then look no further than the As Told By Ellie blog. It is, afterall, how this whole thing started.
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