As Told By Ellie

we say the quiet part out loud

Snarky cards for people who can't help themselves.
Buy 4 cards, get 1 free + free shipping. Always.

SHOP BEST SELLERS

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who's it for?

Funny floral birthday card for a best friend that reads 'happy birthday, beautiful bitch.'

Cards for Your Best Friend

Funny birthday card for a boyfriend or husband that reads 'you don't look a day over handsome AF.'

Cards for Your Husband

Naughty birthday card for a girlfriend or wife that reads 'great boobs.'

Cards for Your Wife

SHOP BY TONE

Funny rude old age birthday card that reads 'happy birthday, you fucking fossil.'

Roast + Shit Talking Cards

Naughty love card that reads 'five stars, would sleep with again.'

Filthy + NSFW Cards

Funny cancer encouragement card that reads 'cancer ain't got shit on you.'

Real Talk Cards

best sellers (the people have spoken)

The funny greeting cards people buy again and again. Birthdays, breakups, divorces, and every "I saw this and thought of you" in between.

Funny Birthday Card for Sister — Retro Floral Sassy A2 Card

Regular price $6.49

Sale price $6.49
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Naughty Birthday Card for Boyfriend or Husband — Candles A2 Card

Regular price $6.49

Sale price $6.49
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Funny December Birthday Card — Overshadowed by Christmas A2 Card

Regular price $6.49

Sale price $6.49
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Funny Birthday Card for Best Friend — Happy Birthday Beautiful Bitch A2 Card

Regular price $6.49

Sale price $6.49
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Merry, Bright & a Little Unfiltered

From heartfelt holiday wishes to a little holiday sarcasm. There's something for everyone on your list.

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This card is beautiful, unique and artistic. It's perfect to celebrate an important day and you can't find something like this in a store.

Melissa N
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ELLIE DOES NOT MISS! This is my second order and I just can not get enough! I'm obsessed with the packaging & that's how you really win over a person!

Jasmine K
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I love this card! You guys have the funniest ones. I can't wait to order more and I can't wait to see my boyfriend's face when he gets it. Thanks so much.

Julia R
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Absolutely the funniest and best card I've purchased!! I definitely recommend!! IT WILL BE A HIT!!

Abby
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So satisfied! The card I ordered came exactly as I was hoping. It is evident that the seller puts a lot of time and effort into satisfying her customers. Will definitely be buying from this shop again!

Halee S
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First of all, I love how my item was packaged. Secondly, I recieved my order quickly. Last, but certainly not least, I love the extra goodies that arrived with my order. I'm definitely ordering from here again!

Deidra
★★★★★
The card is perfect but the packaging was my favorite part. Thank you!

Jessica G
★★★★★
Always ships fast and this shop has the best stuff. Love the details when you receive the items too!!

Corie C
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Card is what I wanted, husband loved it and seller was super fast at getting back to me when I reached out, I'm thankful for this shop and their service!

Abby
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I love this so much. I gave it to my sister, and my family was passing it around; it got a lot of compliments and smiles. It was delivered quickly, and there was a lot of nice touches on it from the seller. Would definitely buy from this shop again!

Emma