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As Told By Ellie

 How naughty are we? 

Funny Christmas card for a sibling that reads 'you're already getting me as a gift.'
Funny Christmas Cards
Wait Until You See the Nursing Home Funny Christmas Card
Rude Christmas Cards
Naughty Christmas card for a husband or boyfriend that reads 'naughty Santa sack.'
Dirty Christmas Cards

 Merry, Bright & a Little Unfiltered 

 stuff their stocking (not like that)

Ornaments, socks and claw clips. Get your mind out of the gutter. 

the procrastinator's calendar

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who's it for?

Funny encouragement card that reads 'friendly reminder, you're hot.'
Cards for Your Best Friend
Funny birthday card for a boyfriend or husband that reads 'feed me and tell me I'm pretty.'
Cards for Your Husband
Card with text 'You're the best mom & hottest wife' on a pink background with green leaves.
Cards for Your Wife

best sellers (the people have spoken)

The funny greeting cards people buy again and again. Birthdays, breakups, divorces, and every "I saw this and thought of you" in between.
  • ★★★★★
    This card is beautiful, unique and artistic. It's perfect to celebrate an important day and you can't find something like this in a store.
    Melissa N
  • ★★★★★
    ELLIE DOES NOT MISS! This is my second order and I just can not get enough! I'm obsessed with the packaging & that's how you really win over a person!
    Jasmine K
  • ★★★★★
    I love this card! You guys have the funniest ones. I can't wait to order more and I can't wait to see my boyfriend's face when he gets it. Thanks so much.
    Julia R
  • ★★★★★
    Absolutely the funniest and best card I've purchased!! I definitely recommend!! IT WILL BE A HIT!!
    Abby
  • ★★★★★
    So satisfied! The card I ordered came exactly as I was hoping. It is evident that the seller puts a lot of time and effort into satisfying her customers. Will definitely be buying from this shop again!
    Halee S
  • ★★★★★
    First of all, I love how my item was packaged. Secondly, I recieved my order quickly. Last, but certainly not least, I love the extra goodies that arrived with my order. I'm definitely ordering from here again!
    Deidra
  • ★★★★★
    The card is perfect but the packaging was my favorite part. Thank you!
    Jessica G
  • ★★★★★
    Always ships fast and this shop has the best stuff. Love the details when you receive the items too!!
    Corie C
  • ★★★★★
    Card is what I wanted, husband loved it and seller was super fast at getting back to me when I reached out, I'm thankful for this shop and their service!
    Abby
  • ★★★★★
    I love this so much. I gave it to my sister, and my family was passing it around; it got a lot of compliments and smiles. It was delivered quickly, and there was a lot of nice touches on it from the seller. Would definitely buy from this shop again!
    Emma

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