Birthday – As Told By Ellie

Greeting cards + gifts for horrible people

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Another Year Older Still A Little Bitch Card

Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch Card

Happy Birthday Bitch Balloons Card

Fuck, You're Old Card

The Least I Could Do Card

Happy Birthday You Fucking Idiot Card

Happy Birthday and Shit Card

Happy Birthday Bitch Neon Sign Card

Happy Birthday Bitch Card

Hope Your Birthday Doesn't Succ Card

Happy Birthday Fuckface Card

You Bloody Legend Card

Happy Fucking Birthday Retro Card

I Hate Everyone But You Card

You're the Shit Card

Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil Card

Happy Birthday Weirdo Card

Fuck I Forgot Your Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Sexy Mother Fucker Card

Have A Fucking Magical Birthday Card

Chill Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Ya Cunt Card

Happy Birthday Douche Card

Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons Card

No Wheelies on Your Birthday Card

Happy 60th Birthday Card

Happy 50th Birthday Card

Happy 40th Birthday Card

Happy 21st Birthday Card

Happy 18th Birthday Card

Happy 30th Birthday Card

Dirty 30 Birthday Balloons Card

Blow Me Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Fucking Legend Card

Cat Owner Birthday Card

Happy First Birthday Wild One

You're Finally Fucking 21 Birthday Card

40th Birthday Card EST. 1982

50th Birthday Card EST. 1972

Happy Birthday Ho Bag

Happy Birthday to the Best Damn Plant Mom

Happy Birthday to my Fine Ass Husband

Happy Birthday to my Fine Ass Wife

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