Rude Birthday Card

Keep It Simple and Sarcastic with This Minimalist Birthday Card! 😂🎉

Perfect for that friend who appreciates straightforward humor, this minimalist card delivers a hilarious and honest message. With its clean design and bold text, it’s sure to stand out and get a laugh.

Front Message:
"Someone out there thinks you’re amazing and deserve the best birthday ever. Not me though. I think you’re an asshole."

Design:
-Background: Pure white for a clean, minimalist look
-Font: Black, bold, and simple for maximum impact

Details:
📏 A2 Card Size: 4.25in x 5.5in
📜 Complementary Kraft Envelope: Adds a touch of rustic charm to this simple and heartfelt card
🎁 Bonus Envelope Sticker: Features the cheeky "RIP Open This Mofo" sticker FREE of charge
🛡 Protective Cello Sleeve: Keeps the card protected until it’s time to share
🚀 Shipping Upgrades: Available at checkout for last-minute needs

Perfect for celebrating a friend's or family member's birthday with a touch of sarcasm, this card captures the essence of your unique relationship. Let them know you’re thinking of them with a card that’s as honest as it is funny. 🎂😄