Snark Box — the Fully Customizable Monthly Subscription

🎉 The Card They Never Saw Coming (but you totally did).

Always scrambling for a card that doesn’t make you cringe? Enter: Snark Box. Your monthly stash of sarcasm, sass, and cards that actually make people laugh.

What You Get Every Month:

🃏 Four Unique Greeting Cards – Birthday, breakup, congrats, or just because—you’ll always have the perfect card on hand.

✉️ Envelopes + Stamps Included – Yes, I’m literally making it impossible for you to procrastinate.

✨ Fully Customizable – You’re the boss. Pick all 4 cards, pick a couple and let me surprise you, or hand over the reins completely.

🎁 Always Ready-to-Go – No more drugstore panic-buying. Your card stash will always be stocked.

💎 Exclusive Designs – Some cards drop here first. Subscribers get first dibs before anyone else.

Why Snark Box?

😏 Keep ‘Em Guessing – Zero clichés, just laughs, side-eyes, and maybe a gasp.
🗓 Stay Ahead of the Game – Never be “that person” who forgot the card again.
💌 Snarky Street Cred – Everyone will wonder where you find such perfect cards. Gatekeep or brag—it’s your choice.

How It Works:

1. Subscribe – Pick your plan: monthly (cancel anytime) or go all-in with a year of sass.

2. Customize – Every month, you’ll get a form to pick your cards (or not—lazy queens unite).

3. Shipped Like Clockwork – Snark Boxes ship on the 16th of each month.

4. Spread the Snark – Gift them, hoard them, or pin them to your fridge and admire your own good taste.

Dare to be different. Be remembered. And most importantly—be stocked with snark at all times.

💌 P.S. Side effects may include contagious laughter, dramatic eye rolls, and strangers asking “omg where did you get that card?” Use responsibly.