Dirty Christmas Card for Him

Naughty or Nice? Christmas Card for Him - Because Santa Isn't the Only One Coming to Town 😉🎅

Deck the halls with boughs of snarky! This Christmas, give him a card that'll leave him blushing redder than Rudolph’s nose. Our cheeky card, filled with adult euphemisms, is the perfect way to spread the festive cheer... or should we say, jeer?

✨ Features:
- Bursting with playful innuendos that'll jingle more than just his bells.
- Personalize it! Send me your sassy (or sweet) message and I'll handwrite it for you.
- Comes with a complimentary kraft envelope because every saucy card deserves a classy wrap-up.

❤️ Heart this image because it's naughty, it's nice, and it'll spice up your festive ice.

Shipping Info:
- Free Shipping: For those who like their gifts like their humor, free and easy.
- Tracked Shipping: Keep an eye on your mischief as it makes its way.
- Expedited Shipping: Need it quicker than Santa's sleigh? We got you!

How To Order:

1. Click 'Add to Cart' and feel the festive fun!
2. Choose your shipping preference.
3. Checkout and await the giggles and gasps.

🔗 Looking for more ways to make 'em chuckle? Check out our treasure trove of humor on our homepage: www.astoldbyellie.com

🎉 Happy Customer Guarantee: If this card doesn’t make both of you giggle, grin, or go "Oh my!", reach out! We're all about spreading joy with a side of jest.

Slide into the season with humor, warmth, and a sprinkle of adult fun. Remember, he's made his list and checked it twice, but with this card, you won't have to! 🎄😜