Funny cards for your best friend, the person who knows everything and stays anyway. Birthday cards, friendship cards, and cards that say the unhinged thing out loud. Sending one is basically a love language.

Funny cards for your husband that are equal parts love letter and roast. Anniversary cards, birthday cards, and cards that say "I'd pick you again, surprisingly." Marriage is mostly inside jokes anyway.

Funny cards for your wife that prove romance and roasting can coexist. Naughty birthday cards, anniversary cards, and love notes for the woman who married up. She knows it, you know it, now put it in writing.