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Filthy + NSFW Cards

The naughty lane. Dirty birthday cards, raunchy Valentine's and Christmas cards, and love notes that would make HR sweat. For couples who keep it inappropriate on purpose.

  • Naughty love card that reads 'five stars, would sleep with again.'
    Naughty love card that reads 'five stars, would sleep with again.'

    Naughty Love Card — Five Stars Would Sleep With Again A2 Card

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  • Naughty Valentine's Day card that reads 'I love your butt cheeks.'
    As Told By Ellie funny greeting card, blank inside.

    Naughty Valentine's Day Card — I Love Your Butt Cheeks A2 Card

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  • Naughty birthday card for a boyfriend or husband with a candles joke.
    Naughty birthday card for a boyfriend or husband with a candles joke.

    Naughty Birthday Card for Boyfriend or Husband — Candles A2 Card

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  • Naughty birthday card for a girlfriend or wife that reads 'great boobs.'
    Naughty birthday card for a girlfriend or wife that reads 'great boobs.'

    Naughty Birthday Card for Girlfriend or Wife — Great Boobs A2 Card

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Filthy Valentine's

  • Naughty Valentine's Day card for him, bold and direct.
    Naughty Valentine's Day card for him, bold and direct.

    Naughty Valentine's Day Card for Him — Bold Direct Love Card A2 Card

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  • Naughty Valentine's Day card that reads 'sit on my face.'
    Naughty Valentine's Day card that reads 'sit on my face.'

    Naughty Valentine's Day Card — Sit on My Face A2 Card

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  • Naughty Valentine's Day card for him that reads 'get your dick ready.'
    Naughty Valentine's Day card for him that reads 'get your dick ready.'

    Naughty Valentine's Day Card for Him — Get Your Dick Ready A2 Card

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  • Naughty Valentine's Day card for a husband or boyfriend that reads 'bend me over.'
    Naughty Valentine's Day card for a husband or boyfriend that reads 'bend me over.'

    Naughty Valentine's Day Card for Husband or Boyfriend — Bend Me Over A2 Card

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Friendship

  • Funny friendship card that reads 'I hate everyone but you.'
    Funny friendship card that reads 'I hate everyone but you.'

    Funny Friendship Card — I Hate Everyone But You A2 Card

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  • Funny friendship card that reads 'you're the shit.'
    Funny friendship card that reads 'you're the shit.'

    Funny Friendship Card — You're the Shit A2 Card

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  • Funny thank you card for a best friend that reads 'unpaid therapist.'
    Funny thank you card for a best friend that reads 'unpaid therapist.'

    Funny Thank You Card for Best Friend — Unpaid Therapist A2 Card

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  • Funny friendship card that reads 'you're my favorite person, everyone else can eat a bag of dicks.'
    Funny friendship card that reads 'you're my favorite person, everyone else can eat a bag of dicks.'

    Funny Friendship Card — You're My Favorite Person Everyone Else Can Eat a Bag of Dicks A2 Card

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Galentine's

  • Funny Galentine's Day card that reads 'happy Galentine's Day, bestie.'
    Funny Galentine's Day card that reads 'happy Galentine's Day, bestie.'

    Funny Galentine's Day Card — Happy Galentine's Day Bestie A2 Card

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  • Funny Galentine's Day card that reads 'happy Galentine's Day, bitch.'
    Funny Galentine's Day card that reads 'happy Galentine's Day, bitch.'

    Funny Galentine's Day Card — Happy Galentine's Day Bitch A2 Card

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  • Funny Galentine's Day card that reads 'lovely bitch, happy Galentine's Day.'
    Funny Galentine's Day card that reads 'lovely bitch, happy Galentine's Day.'

    Naughty Valentine's Day Card — Lovely Bitch Happy Galentine's Day A2 Card

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Graduation Cards

  • Funny sarcastic graduation card with a snarky congrats to the grad.
    Funny sarcastic graduation card with a snarky congrats to the grad.

    Funny Sarcastic Graduation Card — Snarky Congrats Grad A2 Card

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  • Funny sarcastic graduation card that reads 'the real world is so easy and fun.'
    Funny sarcastic graduation card that reads 'the real world is so easy and fun.'

    Funny Sarcastic Graduation Card — The Real World Is So Easy and Fun A2 Card

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  • Funny snarky graduation card that reads 'honest congrats, you finally did it.'
    Funny snarky graduation card that reads 'honest congrats, you finally did it.'

    Funny Graduation Card — Honest Congrats You Finally Did It A2 Card

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Greeting Cards Only

  • Funny retro floral birthday card for a sister.
    Funny retro floral birthday card for a sister.

    Funny Birthday Card for Sister — Retro Floral Sassy A2 Card

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  • Naughty Valentine's Day card that reads 'I love your butt cheeks.'
    As Told By Ellie funny greeting card, blank inside.

    Naughty Valentine's Day Card — I Love Your Butt Cheeks A2 Card

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  • Naughty birthday card for a boyfriend or husband with a candles joke.
    Naughty birthday card for a boyfriend or husband with a candles joke.

    Naughty Birthday Card for Boyfriend or Husband — Candles A2 Card

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  • Funny dark humor Mother's Day card with a nursing home joke.
    As Told By Ellie funny greeting card, blank inside.

    Funny Mother's Day Card — Nursing Home Dark Humor A2 Card

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