Get Your Dick Ready Valentine's Day Card

Set the tone for a spicy Valentine’s Day with this hilariously inappropriate card! Perfect for your partner with a great sense of humor (and an even better… you know). Bold, cheeky, and guaranteed to make them laugh—this card gets straight to the point.

Details:
💌 A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
💌 Comes with a kraft envelope + “Rip Open This Mofo” sticker
💌 Blank inside for your seductive or snarky message
💌 Ships in a protective sleeve

Let them know what’s really on your mind this Valentine’s Day. Add to cart now—your night deserves it. 😉