Introducing - Snark Box, an As Told By Ellie monthly subscription.

🎉 The Card They Never Saw Coming!

Always find yourself scouring the card section last minute for a card that doesn’t make you cringe? We've got you covered! Dive into our unique blend of snark and charm with our monthly subscription box.

What You Get Every Month:

🃏 Four Unique Greeting Cards - Whether it's a birthday, anniversary, graduation, or just because; you'll get four cards that stand out. Our cards guarantee genuine laughter or at least a snicker!

✨ Premium Quality - Don't let the sass fool you; our cards are of impeccable quality, ensuring your cheeky sentiments stand the test of time.

🎁 All-Occasion Ready - You’ll never be caught off guard! Our selection ensures you have a card for every curveball life throws.

Why Snarky Greetings?

Keep 'Em Guessing - Bypass clichés and deliver unexpected giggles to your friends and family.

Stay Ahead of the Game - No more scrambling for cards. Be the person always ready with the perfectly snarky sentiment.

Exclusive Designs - Our subscription box cards include some cards that haven’t been released yet, ensuring your stash is full of exclusivity!

How It Works:

1. Subscribe! - Pick your subscription length: monthly (cancel anytime) or go big with a year of sass.

2. Delivery to Your Doorstep - Hassle-free and always on time. Orders are shipped on the 25th of each month.

3. Spread the Snark - Gift them, collect them, or just pin them up for a laugh.

Dare to be different. Let your cards be the life of the party! From sassy to downright cheeky, our Snark Box ensures you'll be the most memorable card-giver of the year.

💌 P.S. Some laughter may be too contagious. Use responsibly!

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