Kick Cancer's Ass, I'll Hold Your Earrings — Cancer Fighter Card

For the fighter who doesn't want pity — she wants backup.

"Kick cancer's ass. I'll hold your earrings." That's not a greeting card sentiment, that's a battle plan. It's what you say when tiptoeing isn't an option and thoughts-and-prayers won't cut it. Earrings off. Gloves on. Let's go.

For the friend starting chemo, the sister staring down a diagnosis, the badass who's done being scared. This is the card that stands in her corner and means it.

Some people send flowers. You send someone who'd throw hands with a tumor.

• A2 folded card, blank inside for your own words
• Kraft envelope + protective cello sleeve
• Printed on quality cardstock