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  • A hand holds a pink greeting card with the text 'IMAGINE FUMBING SOMEONE LIKE YOU, EMBARRASSING.' in colorful retro lettering.
  • A hand holds a pastel purple greeting card with colorful text that reads 'IMAGINE FUMBLING SOMEONE LIKE YOU. EMBARRASSING.
  • A square greeting card with a lavender background and colorful text reading 'IMAGINE FUMBLING SOMEONE LIKE YOU. EMBARRASSING.
  • Kraft paper envelope with a colorful sticker on a pink background

Imagine Fumbling Someone Like You Funny Breakup Card

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Their loss, and this card makes sure she knows it.

"Imagine fumbling someone like you. Embarrassing." This funny breakup card skips the gentle sympathy route and goes straight for hyping up the person who got dumped by someone who clearly wasn't paying attention.

Whether it's a breakup, a bad situationship, or a divorce, this one roasts the ex and reminds her exactly what he lost, no sugarcoating required.

Product details:

  • A2 card size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
  • Blank inside so you can write your own message
  • Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve
  • Includes a WORLD FAMOUS "rip open this mofo" envelope sticker

Shipping information: Standard shipping uses USPS Ground Advantage. Shipping upgrades are available at checkout. Cards are shipped in a rigid mailer to help protect them during transit.