Insert Your Penis Valentine's Day Card

This dirty Valentine's card is straight to the point. Let your man know what's up this year.

The Card:
- Front: roses are red violets are blue insert your penis in me
- Inside: blank
- A2 card size (4.25in x 5.5in)
- Includes an extra kraft envelope
- Wrapped in a cello sleeve for added protection

PLEASE NOTE: In order to keep shipping free for you lovely people, all cards are mailed standard flat rate mail with a regular 'ole fashioned stamp. Therefore, your order WILL NOT include tracking. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.