Welcome to Menopause Funny Midlife Menopause Card

For the woman who needs a strong fan and a lot of space.

"Welcome to menopause. May your fan be strong and everyone leave you the fuck alone." is the funny, sweary menopause card for a friend, sister, mom, or coworker riding out the hot flash years. Relatable, a little rude, and a solid pick for a midlife birthday or a just because laugh.

Product details:
● A2 card size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
● Blank inside so you can write your own message
● Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve
● Includes a WORLD FAMOUS "rip open this mofo" envelope sticker

Shipping information: Standard shipping uses USPS Ground Advantage. Shipping upgrades are available at checkout.
Cards are shipped in a rigid mailer to help protect them during transit.