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  • A hand holds a white rectangular card with bold black text reading, 'SORRY EVERYTHING IS SHITTY RIGHT NOW. I'VE FILED A FORMAL COMPLAINT.
  • A hand holds a white square card with bold black text reading, 'SORRY EVERYTHING IS SHITTY RIGHT NOW. I'VE FILED A FORMAL COMPLAINT.
  • Kraft paper envelope with a colorful sticker on a pink background

Sorry Everything Is Shitty Formal Complaint Card

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For the friend having one of those weeks.

"Sorry everything is shitty right now. I've filed a formal complaint." This funny encouragement card doesn't try to fix anything or spin the bad news into a lesson. It just acknowledges it, with a little humor, which is honestly the better move most of the time.

Perfect for a rough patch, bad news, a hard week, or any moment where "thinking of you" needs a little more personality.

Product details:

  • A2 card size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
  • Blank inside so you can write your own message
  • Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve
  • Includes a WORLD FAMOUS "rip open this mofo" envelope sticker

Shipping information: Standard shipping uses USPS Ground Advantage. Shipping upgrades are available at checkout. Cards are shipped in a rigid mailer to help protect them during transit.