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  • Funny sobriety card that reads 'sober and badass.'
  • Funny sobriety card that reads 'sober and badass.'
  • Funny sobriety card that reads 'sober and badass.'
  • Funny sobriety card that reads 'sober and badass.'
  • Funny sobriety card that reads 'sober and badass.'
  • As Told By Ellie funny greeting card, blank inside.

Funny Sobriety Card — Sober and Badass A2 Card

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Your person is sober and completely badass and this card says both things at once. Send it to the friend, family member, or loved one in recovery who deserves to hear it from you -- in writing, with emphasis.

Card Details

  • Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Inside: Blank
  • Includes a complimentary kraft envelope
  • Includes our world famous “Rip Open This Mofo” sticker
  • Shipped in a rigid mailer to keep your card pristine
  • Ships USPS Ground Advantage — upgrade available at checkout