Slept Like a Champ, Gassed Her Out, Ready to Ruin the Bathroom, Funny Husband Mug
Regular price
$22.00
A full status report from the man who wakes up refreshed, ruins the air, and heads for the bathroom like it owes him money. It says good morning the way he actually means it, which is as a threat. Written in his voice, so the confession comes straight from the source.
The gag gift for a husband, boyfriend, or dad whose morning routine is a biological event. Built for birthdays, Father's Day, and White Elephant chaos, for anyone who appreciates a joke that goes one step too far.
Product details:
- 11 oz white ceramic mug with a comfortable C-handle
- Bold black typographic print that wraps around the mug
- Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe
- Lead-free, BPA-free, and food-safe
- Made to order and printed just for you
Care: dishwasher-safe, or hand wash with warm water and dish soap to keep the print crisp.