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  • A hand holds a square blue sign with white text reading 'single, hot, & finally free of his bullshit' against a cozy, sunlit plant-filled room with pink furniture and candles.
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  • Single Hot and Finally Free of His Bullshit Greeting Card

Single Hot and Finally Free of His Bullshit Greeting Card

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For the friend whose divorce is the best thing that ever happened to her, and everyone knows it.

"Single, hot, & finally free of his bullshit." is the funny divorce card for the woman who just got out and does not want sympathy, she wants a hype squad. Snarky, empowering, and a little savage about the guy in the rearview, it celebrates the upgrade instead of mourning the loss.

Whether the divorce just went final, she's launching her hot girl comeback, or she just needs reminding that leaving was the smartest thing she ever did, this card says congratulations and gets the laugh.

Product details:

  • A2 card size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
  • Blank inside so you can write your own message
  • Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve
  • Includes a WORLD FAMOUS "rip open this mofo" envelope sticker

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