Perimenopause Puberty Sequel Funny Midlife Greeting Card
Regular price
$6.49
For the woman whose hormones just released a sequel nobody asked for.
"Perimenopause. Apparently puberty needed a fucking sequel." is the funny, sweary perimenopause card for a friend, sister, mom, or coworker riding out the hormone chaos. Relatable, a little rude, and a solid pick for a midlife birthday or a just because laugh.
Product details:
● A2 card size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
● Blank inside so you can write your own message
● Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve
● Includes a WORLD FAMOUS "rip open this mofo" envelope sticker
Shipping information: Standard shipping uses USPS Ground Advantage. Shipping upgrades are available at checkout.
Cards are shipped in a rigid mailer to help protect them during transit.