• Modest Financial Investment Funny Christmas Card
  • Modest Financial Investment Funny Christmas Card
  • Modest Financial Investment Funny Christmas Card
  • Modest Financial Investment Funny Christmas Card

Modest Financial Investment Funny Christmas Card

Regular price $6.49
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For the gift that's more thought than budget, and you're not going to pretend otherwise.

"Here's proof I spent several dollars on you. Please enjoy this modest financial investment in our relationship. I spared almost no expense. Merry Christmas." This deadpan Christmas card owns the cheap gift instead of apologizing for it.

Perfect for a friend, sibling, coworker, or anyone on your list who'd rather laugh about the budget than pretend it doesn't exist.

Product details:

  • A2 card size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
  • Blank inside so you can write your own message
  • Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve
  • Includes a WORLD FAMOUS "rip open this mofo" envelope sticker

Shipping information: Standard shipping uses USPS Ground Advantage. Shipping upgrades are available at checkout. Cards are shipped in a rigid mailer to help protect them during transit.