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  • Funny retirement greeting card that reads 'congrats on surviving years of meetings that could have been an email.'
  • Funny retirement greeting card that reads 'congrats on surviving years of meetings that could have been an email.'
  • Funny retirement greeting card that reads 'congrats on surviving years of meetings that could have been an email.'

Meetings That Could Have Been An Email — Funny Retirement Card

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For the person finally escaping the calendar invites for good.

"Congrats on your retirement & surviving years of meetings that could have been an email." Nobody who survived a decade of pointless standups wants a sappy send-off. They want the truth, delivered with a wink.

For the retiring coworker, the boss who's done their time, the office legend riding off into a life with zero "quick syncs." It says exactly what the whole team is thinking.

No more status updates. No more agendas. Just freedom.

  • A2 folded card, blank inside for your own words
  • Kraft envelope + protective cello sleeve
  • Printed on quality cardstock