Let Me Sit on Your Face Birthday Card
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Introducing the "Birthday Surprise" Naughty Card for Your Boyfriend or Husband - Because Who Doesn't Love a Little Sass on Their Special Day?
💌 Card Details:
Inside: Let me sit on your face I mean, Happy Birthday
Size: A2 (4.25in x 5.5in) - Just like your boyfriend's attention span.
Comes with a complimentary envelope sticker that says "rip open this mofo" - because subtlety isn't your style, and we love it!
🚚 Shipping Info:
Free shipping via USPS First Class Mail
Upgrade Your Shipping Game:
Choose from these fancy shipping options:
-USPS Ground Advantage: Because you can't wait to see that smirk on his face.
-UPS 3 Day Select: So you can remind him three more times how amazing you are.
-UPS 2nd Day Air Saver: Because patience is overrated.
-Overnight: For when you realize you should have bought this card yesterday.
🏠 Want more hilariously awesome cards and gifts? Check out our main homepage at As Told By Ellie Because life's too short to be serious all the time, and so is your boyfriend.
💌 Card Details:
Inside: Let me sit on your face I mean, Happy Birthday
Size: A2 (4.25in x 5.5in) - Just like your boyfriend's attention span.
Comes with a complimentary envelope sticker that says "rip open this mofo" - because subtlety isn't your style, and we love it!
🚚 Shipping Info:
Free shipping via USPS First Class Mail
Upgrade Your Shipping Game:
Choose from these fancy shipping options:
-USPS Ground Advantage: Because you can't wait to see that smirk on his face.
-UPS 3 Day Select: So you can remind him three more times how amazing you are.
-UPS 2nd Day Air Saver: Because patience is overrated.
-Overnight: For when you realize you should have bought this card yesterday.
🏠 Want more hilariously awesome cards and gifts? Check out our main homepage at As Told By Ellie Because life's too short to be serious all the time, and so is your boyfriend.