Itchy Butt Choosing Joy Shirt

😂 My Butt Hole Itches, But I’m Choosing Joy Comfort Colors Tee 😂
A powerful reminder that life is uncomfortable, but at least your shirt doesn’t have to be.

Whether it’s hemorrhoids, heartbreak, or just Tuesday—this tee is here to help you scratch the surface (not literally) and rise above it all. Printed on Comfort Colors because your dignity might be slipping, but your standards for fabric shouldn’t.

✨ Care Instructions:
• Wash cold & inside out (like your soul)
• Tumble dry low or hang to dry like a responsible adult
• Don’t iron directly on the print unless you’re looking for extra problems
• No bleach, no dry clean, no nonsense

🚫 All sales are final unless your shirt arrives looking like it has the itch.