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  • A hand holds a square greeting card with a humorous message, set against a cozy bathroom vanity background with pink tiles, flowers, and a lit candle.
  • A hand holds a square printed card with a humorous quote that reads 'I'M SORRY LIFE IS BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE TO YOU RIGHT NOW.' The card has a dark olive green background with a pink and purple abstract swoosh and white text.
  • Kraft paper envelope with a colorful sticker on a pink background

I'm Sorry Life Is Being an Asshole Card

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For the friend who needs someone to say the quiet part out loud.

"I'm sorry life is being such an asshole to you right now." This funny encouragement card doesn't try to spin a hard stretch into a lesson. It just calls it what it is, with a little humor to take the edge off.

Perfect for a rough patch, bad news, or any moment where support matters more than advice.

Product details:

  • A2 card size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
  • Blank inside so you can write your own message
  • Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve
  • Includes a WORLD FAMOUS "rip open this mofo" envelope sticker

Shipping information: Standard shipping uses USPS Ground Advantage. Shipping upgrades are available at checkout. Cards are shipped in a rigid mailer to help protect them during transit.