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  • A hand holds a square card with a floral border and bold text that reads, 'I'M SORRY EVERYTHING SUCKS RIGHT NOW. VERY FUCKING RUDE, HONESTLY.
  • A hand holds a square floral card with bold retro text reading, 'I'M SORRY EVERYTHING SUCKS RIGHT NOW. VERY FUCKING RUDE, HONESTLY.
  • Kraft paper envelope with a colorful sticker on a pink background

I'm Sorry Everything Sucks Very Fucking Rude Card

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For the friend having a week that deserves full profanity.

"I'm sorry everything sucks right now. Very fucking rude, honestly." This sweary encouragement card skips the gentle route entirely and just says what everyone's thinking, this week is garbage and someone should be held accountable.

Perfect for a rough patch, bad news, or any moment where a polite "thinking of you" doesn't quite cover it.

Product details:

  • A2 card size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
  • Blank inside so you can write your own message
  • Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve
  • Includes a WORLD FAMOUS "rip open this mofo" envelope sticker

Shipping information: Standard shipping uses USPS Ground Advantage. Shipping upgrades are available at checkout. Cards are shipped in a rigid mailer to help protect them during transit.