I'll Unload Your Sack Christmas Card

"I’ll Unload Your Sack" Christmas Card 🎅🎁 - Snarky Holiday Humor

Description:
Need a card that says exactly what you're thinking this holiday season? Look no further. This cheeky gem is perfect for your significant other, your bestie with a twisted sense of humor, or anyone who deserves a snarky reminder that you're that kind of hilarious.

✨ Details:

-A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") — it’s cute, compact, and packs a punch!
-Comes with a rustic kraft envelope (because you're fancy like that).
-Includes our WORLD FAMOUS "Rip Open This Mofo" Christmas Edition sticker 🎄🎅— a gift in itself!
-Blank inside—so you can get as sweet or savage as you like.

📦 Shipping Perks:

-Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve (because your card deserves to be pampered).
-Shipping upgrades available at checkout for when you procrastinate and need this stat.

Whether you're unloading Santa's sack or your own, this card will leave them ho-ho-howling. 🎁✉️