• I Don't Have a Positive Spin Honest Sympathy Card
  • I Don't Have a Positive Spin Honest Sympathy Card
  • I Don't Have a Positive Spin Honest Sympathy Card

I Don't Have a Positive Spin Honest Sympathy Card

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For the friend who is tired of hearing everything happens for a reason.

"I don't have a positive spin. This just fucking sucks." is the honest sympathy card for anyone going through a hard time who doesn't need another silver lining. No clichés, no bubble wrap, just real support.

Product details:
● A2 card size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
● Blank inside so you can write your own message
● Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve
● Includes a WORLD FAMOUS "rip open this mofo" envelope sticker

Shipping information: Standard shipping uses USPS Ground Advantage. Shipping upgrades are available at checkout.
Cards are shipped in a rigid mailer to help protect them during transit.