Happy Birthday to an Absolute Dumpster Fire Card
Regular price
$5.50
The ultimate birthday card for that glorious, chaotic friend who is a walking disaster in the best way. A2 card (4.25 x 5.5") comes with a kraft envelope, protective cello sleeve, and our iconic “rip open this mofo” sticker.
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