Get Your D Ready Card

🎯 Get Your Dick Ready - Hilarious Valentine's Day Card 💌

🔥 Turn up the heat this Valentine's Day with a card that says exactly what’s on your mind. Whether you’re going for laughs or getting straight to the point, this cheeky greeting is the ultimate way to kick off a night of love (or lust).

✨ Product Details:

🃏 A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
📜 Blank inside for your own naughty message
✉️ Comes with a complimentary kraft envelope
🏷️ Includes our LIMITED EDITION Valentine's Day "Rip Open This Mofo" sticker (only available for Valentine’s Day orders!)
📦 Packaged in a protective cello sleeve

💌 Shipping Info:

To guarantee delivery by Valentine’s Day, orders must be placed by February 7th.
Multiple shipping upgrades are available at checkout to ensure it arrives on time.

⚡ Perfect For:

Valentine's Day
Anniversaries
Just because you’re feeling spicy

👉 Snag yours now and make your Valentine laugh (or blush)! ❤️

P.S. Prepare for reactions ranging from giggles to gasps. You've been warned.