• Funny Sweary Sympathy Card Death is an Asshole
  • Funny Sweary Sympathy Card Death is an Asshole

Funny Sweary Sympathy Card Death is an Asshole

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For the friend who is grieving and doesn't need a poem.

"Death is such a fucking asshole." is the blunt, sweary sympathy card for anyone missing someone they love. No clichés, no bubble wrap, just someone in their corner saying the honest thing.

Product details:
● A2 card size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
● Blank inside so you can write your own message
● Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve
● Includes a WORLD FAMOUS "rip open this mofo" envelope sticker

Shipping information: Standard shipping uses USPS Ground Advantage. Shipping upgrades are available at checkout.
Cards are shipped in a rigid mailer to help protect them during transit.