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  • A hand holds a white wedding card featuring a retro-style yellow and blue circular design and the text 'Beautiful wedding. Deeply inappropriate honeymoon.
  • A hand holds a white wedding invitation card featuring a colorful abstract design and the text 'Beautiful wedding. Deeply inappropriate honeymoon.
  • A hand holds a white greeting card with a colorful abstract design and the text 'Beautiful wedding. Deeply inappropriate honeymoon.
  • Kraft paper envelope with a colorful sticker on a pink background

Beautiful Wedding Deeply Inappropriate Honeymoon Greeting Card

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Beautiful wedding, deeply inappropriate honeymoon, perfect marriage. That math checks out.

"Beautiful wedding. Deeply inappropriate honeymoon. Perfect marriage." is the funny wedding card for the couple who would rather laugh than get one more card about forever. Cheeky without going full filthy, it congratulates them and roasts the honeymoon in the same breath.

Whether it's an engagement, a bridal shower, or the big day itself, this card gets the sentiment across and gets the laugh at the same time.

Product details:

  • A2 card size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
  • Blank inside so you can write your own message
  • Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve
  • Includes a WORLD FAMOUS "rip open this mofo" envelope sticker

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Standard shipping uses USPS Ground Advantage. Shipping upgrades are available at checkout.

Cards are shipped in a rigid mailer to help protect them during transit.