Anniversary Card – To the Man Who Feeds Me & Has a Great Peen
Regular price
$5.50
When “Happy Anniversary” doesn’t quite cut it. This card is for the man who feeds you, tells you you’re pretty, and brings ahem certain other qualities to the table. Snarky, romantic, and 100% unforgettable.
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A2 card size (4.25" x 5.5")
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Blank inside
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Includes kraft envelope + cello sleeve
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Comes with “rip open this mofo” sticker
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Ships USPS Ground Advantage in sturdy white cardboard envelope (shipping upgrades available if you procrastinated again)