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  • Funny sobriety card that reads 'all the cool kids are staying sober.'
  • Funny sobriety card that reads 'all the cool kids are staying sober.'
  • Funny sobriety card that reads 'all the cool kids are staying sober.'
  • As Told By Ellie funny greeting card, blank inside.

Funny Sobriety Card — All the Cool Kids Are Staying Sober A2 Card

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Nah but really though. The cool kids are staying sober and your person is one of them. A card for the friend or family member in recovery who is funny, self-aware, and would genuinely appreciate this more than something sentimental. You know who they are. This is their card.

Card Details

  • Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Inside: Blank
  • Includes a complimentary kraft envelope
  • Includes our world famous “Rip Open This Mofo” sticker
  • Shipped in a rigid mailer to keep your card pristine
  • Ships USPS Ground Advantage — upgrade available at checkout