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Sweet but Sweary Cards

Heartfelt cards with a filthy mouth. Tell them you fucking love them, you're proud of them, or they're a beautiful bitch. Affection with an edge and zero Hallmark energy.

  • Funny floral birthday card for a best friend that reads 'happy birthday, beautiful bitch.'
    Funny floral birthday card for a best friend that reads 'happy birthday, beautiful bitch.'

    Funny Birthday Card for Best Friend — Happy Birthday Beautiful Bitch A2 Card

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  • Funny birthday card that reads 'happy birthday, legend.'
    Funny birthday card that reads 'happy birthday, legend.'

    Funny Birthday Card for Him or Her — Happy Birthday Legend A2 Card

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  • Funny birthday card for her that reads 'another year older, badass bitch.'
    Funny birthday card for her that reads 'another year older, badass bitch.'

    Funny Birthday Card for Her — Another Year Older Badass Bitch A2 Card

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  • Funny birthday card for a boyfriend or husband that reads 'you don't look a day over handsome AF.'
    Funny birthday card for a boyfriend or husband that reads 'you don't look a day over handsome AF.'

    Funny Birthday Card for Boyfriend or Husband — You Don't Look a Day Over Handsome AF A2 Card

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Sympathy

  • Funny Sympathy Card — I'm Sorry You're Going Through Some Bullshit A2 Card
    Funny sympathy card that reads 'I'm sorry you're going through some bullshit.'

    Funny Sympathy Card — I'm Sorry You're Going Through Some Bullshit A2 Card

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  • A square memorial-style greeting card with the phrase “YOU GAVE THEM THE BEST LIFE & THEY KNEW IT.” in large outlined letters, plus a small angel paw print and rainbow graphic.
    Pet loss sympathy card that reads 'you gave them the best life.'

    Pet Loss Sympathy Card — You Gave Them the Best Life A2 Card

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  • A hand holds a pink greeting card with the text 'IMAGINE FUMBING SOMEONE LIKE YOU, EMBARRASSING.' in colorful retro lettering.
    A hand holds a pastel purple greeting card with colorful text that reads 'IMAGINE FUMBLING SOMEONE LIKE YOU. EMBARRASSING.

    Imagine Fumbling Someone Like You Funny Breakup Card

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  • A hand holds a square greeting card with a humorous message, set against a cozy bathroom vanity background with pink tiles, flowers, and a lit candle.
    A hand holds a square printed card with a humorous quote that reads 'I'M SORRY LIFE IS BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE TO YOU RIGHT NOW.' The card has a dark olive green background with a pink and purple abstract swoosh and white text.

    I'm Sorry Life Is Being an Asshole Card

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T-Shirts

  • Funny travel t-shirt that reads 'one fart away from the no-fly list.'
    Funny travel t-shirt that reads 'one fart away from the no-fly list.'

    Funny Travel T-Shirt — One Fart Away From the No-Fly List Comfort Colors Tee

    Regular price $29.00
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  • Cancer support t-shirt that reads 'fuck you cancer.'
    Cancer support t-shirt that reads 'fuck you cancer.'

    Funny Cancer Support T-Shirt — Fuck You Cancer Comfort Colors Tee

    Regular price $32.00
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  • Funny Friendsgiving t-shirt that reads 'thankful for you fuckers.'
    Funny Friendsgiving t-shirt that reads 'thankful for you fuckers.'

    Funny Friendsgiving T-Shirt — Thankful for You Fuckers Bella Canvas Tee

    Regular price $29.00
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  • Funny adult t-shirt that reads 'shart like an adult.'
    Funny adult t-shirt that reads 'shart like an adult.'

    Funny Adult T-Shirt — Shart Like an Adult Comfort Colors Tee

    Regular price $28.00
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Thank You

  • Funny thank you card for a best friend that reads 'unpaid therapist.'
    Funny thank you card for a best friend that reads 'unpaid therapist.'

    Funny Thank You Card for Best Friend — Unpaid Therapist A2 Card

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  • Funny thank you card that reads 'thanks, bitch.'
    Funny thank you card that reads 'thanks, bitch.'

    Funny Thank You Card — Thanks Bitch A2 Card

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  • Funny thank you card that reads 'thanks, fucker.'
    Funny thank you card that reads 'thanks, fucker.'

    Funny Thank You Card — Thanks Fucker A2 Card

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  • Funny thank you card that reads 'thanks for helping me feel human.'
    Funny thank you card that reads 'thanks for helping me feel human.'

    Funny Thank You Card — Thanks for Helping Me Feel Human A2 Card

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Thanksgiving Cards

  • Funny Thanksgiving card that reads 'stretchy pants and pie.'
    Funny Thanksgiving card that reads 'stretchy pants and pie.'

    Funny Thanksgiving Card — Stretchy Pants and Pie A2 Card

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Thanksgiving Clothing

  • Funny Friendsgiving t-shirt that reads 'thankful for you fuckers.'
    Funny Friendsgiving t-shirt that reads 'thankful for you fuckers.'

    Funny Friendsgiving T-Shirt — Thankful for You Fuckers Bella Canvas Tee

    Regular price $29.00
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  • Funny Friendsgiving crewneck sweatshirt that reads 'thankful for you fuckers.'
    Funny Friendsgiving crewneck sweatshirt that reads 'thankful for you fuckers.'

    Funny Friendsgiving Sweatshirt — Thankful for You Fuckers Gildan Crewneck

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