One Fart Away from the No-Fly List Shirt
Regular price
$26.00
One Fart Away from the No-Fly List Tee – Fly High, Fart Low
If the TSA had a sense of humor, they’d wear this too. Soft AF Comfort Colors tee for the friend who shouldn’t be trusted in a middle seat after Taco Bell.
Printed on 100% Comfort Colors cotton that’s pre-shrunk, super soft, and ready for takeoff.
🧼 Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold & inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang to dry
• Avoid ironing the print unless you’re a risk-taker
• Bleach & dry cleaning = ✈️ grounded
🚫 Final sale unless it shows up looking like it survived a plane crash.