• Happy Birthday To My Fine Ass Wife Card
  • Happy Birthday To My Fine Ass Wife Card
  • Happy Birthday To My Fine Ass Wife Card
  • Happy Birthday To My Fine Ass Wife Card
  • Happy Birthday To My Fine Ass Wife Card
  • Happy Birthday To My Fine Ass Wife Card

Happy Birthday To My Fine Ass Wife Card

Regular price $5.50
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She's your fine ass wife and her birthday is the perfect time to make sure she knows you still think so. A bold, loving birthday card for the woman you married -- the one who is absolutely still it and deserves to hear it on her birthday in exactly these words.

Card Details

  • Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Inside: Blank
  • Includes a complimentary kraft envelope
  • Includes our world famous “Rip Open This Mofo” sticker
  • Shipped in a rigid mailer to keep your card pristine
  • Ships USPS Ground Advantage — upgrade available at checkout