• Funny Milestone Birthday Card — Can't Trust a Fart A2 Card
  • Funny Milestone Birthday Card — Can't Trust a Fart A2 Card
  • Funny Milestone Birthday Card — Can't Trust a Fart A2 Card
  • Funny Milestone Birthday Card — Can't Trust a Fart A2 Card
  • Funny Milestone Birthday Card — Can't Trust a Fart A2 Card
  • Funny Milestone Birthday Card — Can't Trust a Fart A2 Card
  • Funny Milestone Birthday Card — Can't Trust a Fart A2 Card
  • Funny Milestone Birthday Card — Can't Trust a Fart A2 Card
  • Funny Milestone Birthday Card — Can't Trust a Fart A2 Card

Funny Milestone Birthday Card — Can't Trust a Fart A2 Card

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For the person who is old enough to know that some gambles are just not worth taking anymore. They know exactly which ones. This card is for the friend, parent, or anyone in your life who has arrived at that particular stage of wisdom and deserves to have it acknowledged.

Card Details

  • Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Inside: Blank
  • Includes a complimentary kraft envelope
  • Includes our world famous “Rip Open This Mofo” sticker
  • Shipped in a rigid mailer to keep your card pristine
  • Ships USPS Ground Advantage — upgrade available at checkout