Show Dad just how much you care this Father’s Day—with a card that lovingly roasts him and threatens long-term consequences. This one says “I love you” the only way you know how: with sarcasm, dark humor, and a subtle warning about his future living situation.

Perfect for the kind of dad who taught you how to swear properly, doesn’t believe in feelings, and thinks this card is probably the nicest thing you’ve ever done for him.

💀 PRODUCT DETAILS:

Size: A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
Includes: 1 kraft envelope for classy gifting
Comes sealed in a protective cello sleeve to keep it pristine until Dad opens it and says, “What the hell is this?”
Blank inside so you can write something heartfelt... or just draw a stick figure flipping him off
Includes our WORLD FAMOUS “rip open this mofo” envelope sticker—because he deserves drama

📦 SHIPPING: Card ships in a sturdy AF white cardboard envelope. Multiple upgrade options available at checkout in case you forget Father’s Day is, in fact, a real holiday.

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