Shart Like an Adult Shirt

😂 I Just Sharted Comfort Colors Tee 😂
Because adulthood is mostly just pretending everything’s fine while your digestive system says otherwise.

This tee is for the brave. The bloaty. The unhinged. Wear it to brunch, therapy, or your next colonoscopy — we don’t judge. It’s gross. It’s hilarious. It’s uncomfortably relatable.

👕 Printed on premium Comfort Colors — soft enough to make up for the fact that you definitely just gambled and lost.

✨ Care Instructions:
• Wash cold & inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry like the classy human you are
• Don’t iron directly on the design
• Avoid bleach unless you’re into that kind of chaos

🚫 No refunds or exchanges unless your tee shows up looking like it’s been through a literal shart storm.