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  • Funny rude birthday card that reads 'fuck you, have a shit day.'
  • Funny rude birthday card that reads 'fuck you, have a shit day.'
  • Funny rude birthday card that reads 'fuck you, have a shit day.'
  • Funny rude birthday card that reads 'fuck you, have a shit day.'
  • As Told By Ellie funny greeting card, blank inside.

Funny Rude Birthday Card — Fuck You Have a Shit Day A2 Card

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Not everyone is wired to say happy birthday with warmth and enthusiasm. Some of us just aren't. If that's you -- or if you have a friend who is definitely not your favorite person right now but technically has a birthday -- this card was made specifically for this situation.

Card Details

  • Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Inside: Blank
  • Includes a complimentary kraft envelope
  • Includes our world famous “Rip Open This Mofo” sticker
  • Shipped in a rigid mailer to keep your card pristine
  • Ships USPS Ground Advantage — upgrade available at checkout