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  • Funny friendship card that reads 'I hate everyone but you.'
  • Funny friendship card that reads 'I hate everyone but you.'
  • Funny friendship card that reads 'I hate everyone but you.'
  • Funny friendship card that reads 'I hate everyone but you.'
  • Funny friendship card that reads 'I hate everyone but you.'
  • Funny friendship card that reads 'I hate everyone but you.'
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Funny Friendship Card — I Hate Everyone But You A2 Card

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It be like that sometimes. For the one person on the planet who makes existing in the world genuinely tolerable. You don't say it to everyone -- you say it to them. This card is for that person. Send it on their birthday, Valentine's Day, or literally any day you want them to know.

Card Details

  • Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Inside: Blank
  • Includes a complimentary kraft envelope
  • Includes our world famous “Rip Open This Mofo” sticker
  • Shipped in a rigid mailer to keep your card pristine
  • Ships USPS Ground Advantage — upgrade available at checkout