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  • A hand holds a retro-style novelty card with the text 'HAVE AN UNSERIOUS DAY, YOU SILLY BITCH.' in a colorful kitchen setting with a pink espresso machine, flowers, and a sign that reads 'MORE ESPRESSO MORE AMORE POR FAVOR'.
  • Have an Unserious Day You Silly Bitch Greeting Card
  • A hand holding a dark green greeting card with bold pink and olive-green retro swirls and the text 'HAVE AN UNSERIOUS DAY, YOU SILLY BITCH.' in white.
  • A hand holding a square greeting card with a dark green background and bold pink and olive-green abstract shapes, featuring the text 'HAVE AN UNSERIOUS DAY, YOU SILLY BITCH.' in white.
  • Have an Unserious Day You Silly Bitch Greeting Card

Have an Unserious Day You Silly Bitch Greeting Card

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For the friend whose entire personality is refusing to be serious, and honestly, thank god for her.

"Have an unserious day, you silly bitch." is the snarky birthday card for the bestie who runs on chaos and good intentions and makes everything more fun. It's affectionate, a little sweary, and exactly the kind of thing you'd say to her face with a straight face.

Whether it's her birthday, a just because moment, or a random Tuesday that needed lightening up, this card gets the message across and gets the laugh.

Product details:

  • A2 card size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
  • Blank inside so you can write your own message
  • Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve
  • Includes a WORLD FAMOUS "rip open this mofo" envelope sticker

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