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  • Funny rude old age birthday card that reads 'happy birthday, you geriatric fuck.'
  • Funny rude old age birthday card that reads 'happy birthday, you geriatric fuck.'
  • Funny rude old age birthday card that reads 'happy birthday, you geriatric fuck.'
  • As Told By Ellie funny greeting card, blank inside.

Funny Old Age Birthday Card — Happy Birthday You Geriatric Fuck A2 Card

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For the truly seasoned individual. They've been around long enough to earn this card and they know it. You love them. They're ancient. Both things can be true and this card says so with the appropriate level of enthusiasm for the milestone they've reached.

Card Details

  • Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Inside: Blank
  • Includes a complimentary kraft envelope
  • Includes our world famous “Rip Open This Mofo” sticker
  • Shipped in a rigid mailer to keep your card pristine
  • Ships USPS Ground Advantage — upgrade available at checkout