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  • Naughty Valentine's Day card for him that reads 'dick me down.'
  • Naughty Valentine's Day card for him that reads 'dick me down.'
  • Naughty Valentine's Day card for him that reads 'dick me down.'

Funny Dick Me Down Valentine's Day Card for Him A2 Card

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Cut right to the chase this Valentine's Day. If you're looking for something cutesy and demure, this is not your card -- you clearly took a wrong turn. This one is for the woman who knows what she wants and the man who is absolutely here for it.

Card Details

  • Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Inside: Blank
  • Includes a complimentary kraft envelope
  • Includes our world famous “Rip Open This Mofo” sticker
  • Shipped in a rigid mailer to keep your card pristine
  • Ships USPS Ground Advantage — upgrade available at checkout