• Funny Father's Day card from a daughter or son that reads 'dad, today wouldn't mean shit without me.'
  • Funny Father's Day card from a daughter or son that reads 'dad, today wouldn't mean shit without me.'
  • Funny Father's Day card from a daughter or son that reads 'dad, today wouldn't mean shit without me.'
  • Funny Father's Day card from a daughter or son that reads 'dad, today wouldn't mean shit without me.'
  • Funny Father's Day card from a daughter or son that reads 'dad, today wouldn't mean shit without me.'
  • As Told By Ellie funny greeting card, blank inside.

Funny Father's Day Card from Daughter or Son — Dad Today Wouldn't Mean Shit Without Me A2 Card

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Happy Father's Day, Dad. But also, you're welcome. Without you there would be no Father's Day. So really this card is both a gift and a thank you note and he should appreciate that you're giving him both. This is for the kid who will take credit for absolutely everything and has zero shame about it.

Card Details

  • Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Inside: Blank
  • Includes a complimentary kraft envelope
  • Includes our world famous “Rip Open This Mofo” sticker
  • Shipped in a rigid mailer to keep your card pristine
  • Ships USPS Ground Advantage — upgrade available at checkout