• Rude Birthday Card
  • Rude Birthday Card

Rude Birthday Card

Regular price $5.50
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Keep It Simple and Sarcastic with This Minimalist Birthday Card! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ‰

Perfect for that friend who appreciates straightforward humor, this minimalist card delivers a hilarious and honest message. With its clean design and bold text, itโ€™s sure to stand out and get a laugh.

Front Message:
"Someone out there thinks youโ€™re amazing and deserve the best birthday ever. Not me though. I think youโ€™re an asshole."

Design:
-Background: Pure white for a clean, minimalist look
-Font: Black, bold, and simple for maximum impact

Details:
๐Ÿ“ A2 Card Size: 4.25in x 5.5in
๐Ÿ“œ Complementary Kraft Envelope: Adds a touch of rustic charm to this simple and heartfelt card
๐ŸŽ Bonus Envelope Sticker: Features the cheeky "RIP Open This Mofo" sticker FREE of charge
๐Ÿ›ก Protective Cello Sleeve: Keeps the card protected until itโ€™s time to share
๐Ÿš€ Shipping Upgrades: Available at checkout for last-minute needs

Perfect for celebrating a friend's or family member's birthday with a touch of sarcasm, this card captures the essence of your unique relationship. Let them know youโ€™re thinking of them with a card thatโ€™s as honest as it is funny. ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ˜„