• Naughty Valentine's Day Card for Him — Get Your Dick Ready A2 Card
  • Naughty Valentine's Day Card for Him — Get Your Dick Ready A2 Card
  • Naughty Valentine's Day Card for Him — Get Your Dick Ready A2 Card
  • Naughty Valentine's Day Card for Him — Get Your Dick Ready A2 Card
  • Naughty Valentine's Day Card for Him — Get Your Dick Ready A2 Card
  • Naughty Valentine's Day Card for Him — Get Your Dick Ready A2 Card
  • Naughty Valentine's Day Card for Him — Get Your Dick Ready A2 Card
  • Naughty Valentine's Day Card for Him — Get Your Dick Ready A2 Card
  • Naughty Valentine's Day Card for Him — Get Your Dick Ready A2 Card

Naughty Valentine's Day Card for Him — Get Your Dick Ready A2 Card

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Set the tone for a very specific kind of Valentine's Day. This card is for the man who has a great sense of humor and an even better understanding of what this card means. From you to him -- direct, funny, and entirely unambiguous about what the plan is.

Card Details

  • Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Inside: Blank
  • Includes a complimentary kraft envelope
  • Includes our world famous “Rip Open This Mofo” sticker
  • Shipped in a rigid mailer to keep your card pristine
  • Ships USPS Ground Advantage — upgrade available at checkout